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And now we switch you to the city by the Golden Gate, San Francisco, California, for the Bob Hope Show!
["The Bob Hope Show Theme Song"]
["The Bob Hope Show Theme Song"]
And now for snowcrop frozen foods, direct from the Presidio in San Francisco, California, here is the star of our show, Bob Hope!
["The Bob Hope Show Theme Song"]
Thank you very much, thank you ladies and gentlemen, and very thrilled to be up here in the Presidio,
this lovely spot overlooking San Francisco Bay, up here with about four or five thousand of General Swing's dependents.
True or false? No, it's just wonderful. Now I wish you folks in the living room could be here and just get a load of this setting.
Here we are from the Presidio overlooking the wonderful Golden Gate Bridge, Alcatraz, where I'd be doing the show today if I hadn't listened to my taxman.
Yes, in Alcatraz, as you can just see right over to Alcatraz, so plain, and some days in the middle of the bay there's fellas swimming both ways.
And of course we have picturesque San Francisco, beautiful skyline of San Francisco, that wonderful city that sometimes is called a roller coaster with stop signs.
What wonderful hills there, huh? It's the only place I know where you can drop through an open manhole and come out on somebody's roof.
Yes, sir, that is really a great city. There's a certain atmosphere about San Francisco, and it's fog, I think.
And there's a lovely gray sky. This is where they come to make the kinescopes.
That's an inside joke, you see. Should have left it outside.
I want to just say that it's thrilling, and I want to thank everybody for that welcome yesterday. It was really nice, no kidding, with one exception.
I'd like to meet the fella that painted that sign. The city with a bay welcomes the comedian with a pot.
I'd like to meet him. I'd break him to a civilian.
My, what offers. It's so nice and warm up here. I want to say, I just want to tell you, this is my second big thrill this week, by the way.
I had the pleasure of rubbing elbows with royalty last week, Queen Juliana of Holland.
I'll never understand, when she visited Los Angeles, why she picked me out of that crowd at the airport to say hello to.
I was just standing there in my wooden shoes, speaking to my brother, who has the tulip growing out of his head.
And the other morning, I went over to Nevada for the atomic broadcast. That was really something. I had quite an honor there.
They selected me as the human being to stand closest to the blast.
It was a little crowded. I was in a crate with four goats.
That was quite an experience, and I must be loaded with electrons, because the other night I got off a streetcar and it followed me up into my porch.
What a blast. A drunk standing at a bar in Las Vegas.
He was standing there when the blast went off, and after the building stopped shaking, he slapped the bartender on the back and said,
That a boy, now you're mixing them the way I like them.
And it's changed gambling quite a bit over there. Now they don't shake the dice, they just lay them on the table.
And you know, they had the sirens blowing all over the country to remind people to listen to the atomic broadcast.
They tried to set the siren, siren, shur-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra.
I don't know why I use my Sunday set on these days.
They tried to shut the siren off in Washington for 20 minutes. Then they discovered it was Margaret holding a high note.
She can sing, though. I don't care what the Republicans say.
They said, alright, you know Washington, that's the wheel of fortune with your money.
They just remodeled the White House, you know, and it's open to tourists again.
Of course, the President's not too happy about it. He's a little annoyed at the Republican visitors.
They keep bringing their suitcases.
And the White House, they tell me, is beautiful.
And the Democrats must feel pretty confident about the November elections. The entire second floor is done in coonskin.
That's for Senator Kufarver, you know, the fellow who threw his hat in the ring and it had kittens.
But I want to tell you, Senator Taft must feel pretty confident about the elections.
Because the other day it rained in Washington and Mrs. Taft phoned Best and told her to close the windows.
You know, this Senator Kufarver has really been traveling pretty fast too lately.
He's been campaigning all and really going at a mad pace. He had to slow down the other day.
He was four days ahead of Drew Pearson.
And everyone's real excited about General Eisenhower running for President.
Of course, being a busy General, he'll probably have a staff sergeant run for him.
And nobody knows this, but I have really the information for you. I happen to know why he's running for President.
It's the only way he can get out of the Army.
And he's had plenty of trouble with his campaign so far.
As soon as he threw his hat in the ring, an MP arrested him for being out of uniform.
But anyway, I want to tell you, it's wonderful being here.
Before I forget it, I want to thank the Colonel Scouten here for the wonderful help that he's given us and all the aid and getting all these technical things,
getting all the people set up and getting these lights and nailing the cameras down and all this stuff. Really, it's great.
And I can't tell you how thrilled I am to be doing the show for you boys.
And you know, if it wasn't for my draft board, I'd be sitting out there wearing one of those uniforms.
It's true, but they made me 7Z.
It's a very comfortable classification, 7Z.
In case of an invasion, I stay behind the lines and pile sandbags around Walter Winchell.
We need a little tempo in the show right here, and we have a gal that can handle it for us.
A gal with tempo and class and plenty of beauty.
She's from Columbia Studios where she just finished a picture called The Bregane, a wonderful Technicolor picture.
Let's welcome Miss Gail Robbins right here.
Who's little boy, who's little boy, who's little boy are you? Who's chickadee, who's honey bee, who's little he are you?
Who's little male, who's ginger egg, who's fairy tale come true?
Who's honey lamb, strawberry jam, who's candy yam are you? And who is the lucky girl you saved all your kisses for?
Who is the whom, who'll be the groom? You've made all of this and more too.
Who do you know, who loves you so? Who's feeling mighty fine? Who's she? She's me little boy.
Why little boy, my little boy of mine. And who is the lovely girl you saved all your kisses for?
Who is the whom, who'll be the groom? You've made all of this and more too.
Who do you know, who loves you so? Who's feeling mighty fine? Who's she? She's me little boy.
Why little boy, my little boy of mine. My little boy you're mine.
Thank you, that's Gale Robin. I have to move the mic down because I know you wanted to look at that face, didn't you?
And I wanted you to see it at that price. I want to tell you, hey we had a lot of requests for Eddie Fisher numbers on this show from a lot of the boys around here.
And you know, we can't get Eddie because he's wearing that suit, you know.
An army suit, so I promised the boys that I'd do a little Eddie Fisher number. Les, if you'll go please, thank you.
Anytime you're feeling lonely, anytime. Time. Les boy, you have one relative too many in there. What's happening, what's wrong?
I'm so sorry Bob, we have a new saxophone player back here and he's trying to change our style. New saxophone player?
Red boy, what are you doing back there? Well Bob, I've been a little worried about going on television and I've been a little nervous about it.
And I thought it would be a good idea to start at the bottom. Start at the bottom? Well you sure went a little deep down there.
Start at the bottom, are you kidding? You don't have to be nervous about a thing because we're thrilled to have you on the show.
And after all, you're a television first.
We're a little late so good night folks. How do you like that guy? He hasn't held a note that long since Petrillo's wedding.
You see that fanfare was in your honor, believe me, because you're a television first.
So smart, they've saved so much money that they. You know this might be a television flash.
Oh don't you worry about that Fred, you're fine. Listen, we're here to take care of you, so just don't worry about a thing because after all you're a new guest for television and the entire personnel in all the facilities of NBC are at your service.
We're here to do duty to you my good man. Everything, I want you to know that we're here.
He's the vice president. How do you feel now? Like I just came out of a Texaco station.
But Bob, being here on stage with you, it's sort of a reunion isn't it? Yes sir, we haven't worked together since Broadway in the show Roberta. Isn't it wonderful to be back together like this huh?
You know it's hard to believe that was almost 20 years ago. Shh, quiet boy, quiet. What's the matter? When you mention anything about 10 years with me, write it, don't yell.
Bob, being on my first television show with you sort of reminds me that you helped me to get my first picture.
Gee, I thought you'd forgotten about that. Oh how could I forget? I remember we were in New York and Paramount wanted to make a screen test of me. I remember.
In one of the scenes I was supposed to wear a top hat. Yeah. I didn't have one so I borrowed yours, remember that? I remember it very well.
You even gave me a nick for subway fare to get to the studio. I remember that too.
You know that's been quite a while ago. 20 years.
I gave you back your hat. I know you did.
Bob, what's this? That's your IOU. The sun, the sun!
Hello stranger. Hey Bob. What are you doing so far north? Oh there's Bob. Bye!
Isn't that something? How about that? Sure you can spare it, huh?
Bob, don't forget to cross this off your books when you get home. Yes, I sure will. It's mildewed. I sure certainly will.
But Bob, I really am grateful because while I was through that screen test that I got a job in Hollywood.
You're telling me you came out here before I did. Oh I wasn't much ahead of you. No, only about a million dollars.
But I want to tell you, I want to tell you you've certainly, you've certainly made some wonderful pictures, Fred. Do you know that?
Well Bob, I worked with a lot of wonderful people. Yeah, I know you have.
Stanwyck and Lombard. Well, I even made a picture with Crosby. Who did? Oh, you did what?
Made a picture with Bing Crosby. You did? Yeah. Well, we all got to go sometime.
You did make a picture. Say that, that picture you made with tallow hips was called Sing You Sinners, wasn't it?
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, and I remember. Well, there was Bing and I and there was a little fella about that high at that time.
Donald O'Connor. Donald O'Connor, yeah. Gene Kelly steps in. We were, we were couple.
You brothers and then you sang that song Small Fried. Well, Bing sang it to Don. I was in the number too. I played Donald's mother.
That's nice casting. Say, why don't we do that little song here today, Fred, Small Fried? Would you like to do that?
I'll play Donald O'Connor's part and you can play Bing's part. You play Donald O'Connor? Yeah, that's right.
What a wonderful medium. They can do it with a camera, you know. Oh, I see. Take off the ears. You can play Bing's part, huh?
Well, you think we ought to? I mean, what if Bing's looking? Oh, if Bing hasn't got a television set, he just straps a magnifying glass on his radio.
Let's go, man. Pull the line.
Small fried, strutting by the pool room. Small fried, should be in a school room. My, my, put down that cigarette.
Daddy, it's a Jesterville.
Small fried. Yeah. Small fried boy, let me look at you. Yes, Daddy. Let me look at you. Yeah, Dad.
You know, and I've never been able to understand this. What's that, Dad? Your mother wanted a girl and I wanted a boy. Yeah.
We weren't prepared for this.
Daddy, tell me. Yes? Did the stork bring me? No, son. No, you were a right-in candidate.
Oh, small fried, dancing for a penny.
Don't overplay Bing's part here.
Son. Yeah. Son, why don't you study and try to be a smart boy?
Oh, D-D-D-Daddy, I'm not stupid. It's just that the other fellas are ahead of... There it is again.
Just that the other fellas in school are ahead of me because I wear glasses. You mean you're nearsighted?
Yeah, I'm nearsighted, you see. And up until two years ago, I was studying geography out of the telephone book.
It was just up until this week, I thought that Bunker Hill was captured by the yellow cab company.
You keep a-pecking all day long with some old radio song. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
Why don't you listen to your pa and someday practice the law and then you'll be a real success.
Son. Yeah. Son, one of these days you'll be growing up. Yes, Dad. And you'll be going out into the world. Uh-huh.
And when you get out into the world, you'll find that there are only two ways to do things. What is that? A right way and a wrong way.
Now, you'll run into a lot of shady characters and they'll give you the opportunity of making a lot of money the wrong way. Yes, Dad.
Now, when that happens, I want you to remember one thing, son. What is that, Dad? Cut me in, boy.
Cut me in.
Oh, that's cool, Dad.
Small fry, I kiss the neighbor's daughter. Small fry, I guess I shouldn't honor.
Seems I should take you across my knee. I'm not the biggest catfish in the sea. Small fry. Yeah, Dad.
There's just one more little thing I ought to tell you. Well, lay it on me, Pops.
Well, you're just about at the age now where I should tell you about the birds and the bees.
Oh, well, can't we wait till they make a picture out of it?
Well, Dad, don't you remember you told me about the birds and the bees? I did.
Oh, sure. I've been going steady with an eagle for two years now.
You'll get your feet all soaking wet. You'll be the death of me yet.
On me, on my small fry.
Mmm.
Can I have some more, Mommy?
But you drank it so fast.
I can't say that I blame her, though, Mother. Orange juice is so good and so good for her.
Yes, but it's so expensive.
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Don't tire yourself. It's a half hour or more, you know. Listen.
You know, I was in Honolulu a couple of weeks ago, and I had the pleasure of working at Fort Shafter with a wonderful singer.
Found out later he was just the singing sensation of Hawaii, and I invited him here today so everybody could see him in this country.
He's a dector recording artist, and I want you to enjoy Alfred Apoka right here.
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¶ Beyond the river, where the sea is dark and cold, my love has gone and our dreams grow ¶
¶ There'll be no tears, there'll be no regretting ¶
¶ Will she remember me, will she forget ¶
¶ I'll send a thousand flowers when the trade wind blows ¶
¶ I'll send my lonely heart ¶
¶ For I love her so ¶
¶ Someday I know she'll come back again to me ¶
¶ Till then my heart will be beyond the reef ¶
¶ I'll send a thousand flowers when the trade wind blows ¶
¶ I'll send my lonely heart ¶
¶ For I love her so ¶
¶ Someday I know she'll come back again to me ¶
¶ Till then my heart will be beyond the reef ¶
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This is San Francisco, the San Francisco that is many things to many men.
A great cosmopolitan center perched on the gateway to the Orient.
Here one finds people of every national origin.
For example, San Francisco has the largest Chinese settlement in the world, outside China itself.
And in this colorful oriental section of the city, Chinese of all ages and classes carry on their customs.
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San Francisco's picturesque waterfront is famous the world over.
Ships flying the flags of all nations knows their way into this fabulous port.
Along the Embarcadero there is a thriving fishing industry.
And the fishermen who man the boats and mend their nets are some of the most colorful characters in the Bay City.
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There are people living in the San Francisco area who are not free to enjoy the beauties of this interesting city.
For here in the Golden Gate stands one of the most famous penal institutions ever built, Alcatraz.
This is a federal maximum security prison where incorrigible enemies of society are sent to pay for their crimes.
These grim men behind the forbidding walls wait the endless passing of time, waiting, waiting, always waiting.
But as they know, there is no escape from the rock which stands as a symbol of the power of the law.
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Thank you very much. Thank you.
Say hi to the pleasure now of presenting one of the grandest sister teams of show business today.
Two young gals, 16 and 11, not only grand singers but composers of that hit song, Bermuda.
How about the Bell Sisters right here?
¶ The wheel of fortune goes spinning around. ¶
¶ The arrow points my way, will defeat the day. ¶
¶ The wheel of fortune, please don't pass me by. ¶
¶ Let me know the magic of our kiss and a sigh. ¶
¶ While the wheel is spinning, spinning, spinning, I'll not dream of winning, fortune or fate. ¶
¶ While the wheel is turning, turning, turning, I'll be happier for love's precious place. ¶
¶ The wheel of fortune, I'm hoping somehow. ¶
¶ If you'll ever smile on me, please let it be now. ¶
¶ The wheel of fortune, spinning, spinning, spinning around. ¶
¶ The wheel of fortune, spinning, spinning, I'll not dream of winning, fortune or fate. ¶
¶ The wheel of fortune, spinning, spinning, I'll not dream of winning, fortune or fate. ¶
¶ The wheel of fortune, spinning, spinning, spinning around. ¶
¶ The wheel of fortune, spinning, spinning, spinning around. ¶
¶ In my arms, we'll find a charm, we'll start to smile, and we'll make love, I'll hold you and follow you and dream of you. ¶
¶ So give me a June night, the moon, moonlight and you. ¶
¶ Just give me a June night, the moonlight and you. Run your arms with all your charm, the moon above and we'll make love. ¶
¶ Hold me close and dreams will come true. Give me a June night, the moonlight and you. ¶
¶ Just give me a June night, the moonlight and you. Run your arms with all your charm, the moon above and we'll make love. ¶
¶ Hold me close and dreams will come true. Give me a June night, the moonlight and you. ¶
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And now, let's go back to the early days of San Francisco and the notorious Barbary Coast.
Some of the famous saloons along the Barbary Coast in its heyday were...
Spider Kelly's.
The Golden Eagle.
Fat Mamies.
And the most notorious of all, the Yellow Dog.
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There you are, live a little.
Yes, sir.
Congress can do what I can do it to.
Twenty dollar bills.
Still wet, there you are.
Oh, twenty dollar bills.
I'm sorry, I opened the wrong barrel. I'm sorry about the small stuff. There you are, boy.
Hey, are you the man we just read about in the paper? Are you the guy, the really, the richest man in the world?
Am I? I own three Republicans outright, I want to tell you that.
I really got a banging gold, boy, 20 miles long. Looks like the Lincoln Highway where they got it.
How wealthy are you?
How wealthy? I eat nothing but mushrooms on the half shell, frog leg sandpapered smooth and served on tiptoe.
And I've got the largest art collection in the world. I have a picture of Johnny Ray laughing, that's how I...
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Say, partner, how would you like to meet our new singer?
Oh, send her right in, boy.
Darling.
A little old, but all right.
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Sweetheart.
Well, don't stand there, introduce us, boy.
This here is our little Nightingale.
How are you, little Nightingale?
Oh, man, you should see me when I take my shoes off.
I want to tell you how...
Say, partner, we're very proud to have the man who discovered the biggest gold strike here in our place.
Here, come here, have a chair.
It's really nothing.
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Oh, look at that.
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Hey, Osler, have a chair.
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Tell me.
It wouldn't pay his bill, huh?
Tell me, how'd you happen to come in, that little establishment?
Well, I don't know, it all seems so friendly here.
I love the way the dead bodies on the...
Well, spelled welcome on the doormat out there, yeah.
Folks!
Or something like that, you know?
About that, yeah.
This here is the man who discovered the big gold strike.
Drinks on the house for everybody.
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Listen, the money this guy has got is just chicken feed.
We got to find out where his gold mine is and take it away from him.
Put something in his drink.
Okay.
Did we go through the tunnel yet?
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Huh?
Say, you know something, honey?
Yeah?
You're kind of cute.
Don't stop there, doll.
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What is that perfume you're wearing?
The what?
What is that perfume you're wearing?
The perfume I'm wearing?
Well, I'll tell you.
That's, uh, that's, uh, meet me under the bridge.
I'll pay the toll, that's a little...
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It's a combination of taboo and saboom.
It's for elephants who care.
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Hey, y'all, here's yours.
Thank you.
Here's mine.
Oh, that's nice.
And, uh, hey, y'all, sir.
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Yeah.
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What is this, Sinatra swimming pool?
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That's a little doll, isn't it, huh?
What is that, a Scotch and uranium?
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Oh, that's a very fine little thing.
I like that very much.
It bubbles up nice and real nice.
There's a piece of brake line floating in mine.
I want to know what it is.
Well, uh, here's bottoms up.
Yeah, one I'm sure of.
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Here.
Oh, here, here, boy.
Let's make this a loving cup right there.
There you are.
Drink it right up.
There you go, boys.
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Blue your top, huh?
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That's a nice runway.
Well, thank you.
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So, that's Bill Harris.
That's relative to you.
Bill Harris has relatives everywhere.
I want to know.
Say, Nell, can I speak to you privately?
Privately?
Yes.
Sure.
I'll wash the dishes in the meantime.
What is it?
He didn't drink the Mickey.
Look, I'll take care of him.
All we have to do is find out where that gold mine is,
and we'll kill him and throw him in the bag.
Did anybody have a feeling that the sound went off?
Huh?
Mr. Canning?
Yeah.
Honey, why don't you take a swig of this?
Really?
You know, it won't hurt you.
No.
Now, that's a barbicoast special.
Oh, a barbicoast special.
Well, fine, that's fine.
Oh!
That's Drano on the rocks.
Are you kidding?
Oh.
Listen, Nell.
Yeah?
I'll find out about the gold mine.
All right.
Hey, you, come here.
What's that?
Are you really the guy who made that gold swig?
Are you really Nuggets Hope?
Yeah, I'm Nuggets Hope.
Of course, my real name is Montgomery O'Farrill,
Powell, Geary, Sutter, Mason, and Barker Darrow.
Well, uh, well, where are you from?
Los Angeles.
I want to tell you that.
Listen, I want to tell you now, we've got to quit this fooling around.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know what I mean.
I know what I mean.
I know what I mean.
I know what I mean.
I want to know about that gold mine.
Yeah, well, don't worry about that gold mine.
You know how I got it.
And I want to tell you that traveler being there any second right now.
Here he comes.
What is this?
Oh, I've been serious.
What's the matter, buddy?
I just come all the way from the cloud back.
Eight days and eight nights on the train, yes sir.
I need a drink.
Oh, a drink?
Would you like a double scotch?
Double bourbon?
No, no.
What I want is a straight snow crop.
Oh, I'll have a double scotch.
I'll have a double bourbon.
I'll have a double scotch.
I'll have a double scotch.
I'll have a double scotch.
I'll have a double scotch.
No, no, no, what I want is a straight snow crop.
Okay.
Yeah, you watch boy.
Straight snow crop.
Straight snow crop.
Snow crop frozen orange juice.
Yeah.
Just want to dip these old whiskers in the finest drink in the world once more.
Yes, sir.
Snow crop frozen orange juice, better than any other orange juice.
Better than home squeezed.
No, I'm kidding.
Yeah, here she comes, and I...
Oh, I couldn't use that...
Isn't that great?
Look at that.
There it is, that good old snow crop.
Two years up in the Clinton.
No kidding.
Two years up in there, huh?
Let's see.
Oh, it is.
Yeah.
That's a short one, but it's good.
Hey, you got a card in the waiter's union, boy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Man, don't lose that.
I know somebody I can sell that to.
Let me tell you.
Enjoy snow crop orange juice everywhere
and your home and restaurants and fountains too.
I sure asked for that, didn't I, boy, huh?
Yes, sir.
This is mighty good.
Mighty good.
You look kind of beat, partner.
Well, I'll look beat.
I've been up the clown deck two years
and been trying to make a strike.
Is that right?
You got mine.
Did you get yours?
I sure did.
I'll tell you about it.
There I was up in that North country,
hunting every nook and cranny.
Yeah.
One day I was out there digging.
I could hardly hold my pick.
I was so tired.
Is that right?
Just about ready to give the whole thing up.
Yeah.
I was discouraged, you understand?
Yeah, yeah.
When all of a sudden.
Yeah.
All of a sudden I looked down there
where I'd been digging, I could hardly believe my eyes.
Gold.
Oh, not gold.
I'd made a real strike.
Dozens of packages of snow crop frozen vegetables.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Gold crop, gold crop.
I want to show you.
Oh, oh.
I want to show you.
Wait a minute, I'll show you.
Yes, sir.
I'll tell you, I could hardly.
It was like a dream.
It was like a dream.
There I was in that North country.
Yes, sir.
In that North country.
Sure you were.
In the middle of winter, mind you.
Eating vegetables just as fresh
as if they'd come out of the garden.
Well, how about that?
Yes, sir.
Snow crop frozen peas.
Yes, sir.
Snow crop frozen broccoli.
Yes, sir.
Snow crop frozen spinach.
Yes, sir.
And snow crop frozen strawberries.
Oh, a bad, isn't that something?
Yes, sir.
Snow crop frozen fruits and vegetables
are always garden fresh.
Well, what do you mean garden fresh?
I'm glad you asked that, son.
So am I.
I'd like to get my check tomorrow.
Teddy, show him.
Yes, sir.
There he is back again.
Say, how about that?
Will you go back to the Yukon and hunt for gold?
Go through all that hardship again, I should say not.
It's a lot easier way to strike it rich.
Just look for your garden fresh values at your grocers.
Snow crop garden fresh values.
Is that right?
Yeah, you can cut your fruit and vegetable bill in half.
Is that right?
Yeah, you can practically save enough money
to buy your own gold mine.
Well, you certainly sold me, Parker.
From now on, I'm gonna look for those
snow crop fresh garden values as your drokers.
Dance it up, Teddy boy.
Just like you said.
How about snow crop orange juice
for everybody that rinks around the house?
Yeah!
Take it, boy, right there.
Yes, sir.
How about that?
Isn't that great?
Can you imagine that guy going up there to the Yukon
and finding snow crop orange juice
and all those vegetables and everything, huh?
Now, listen here.
What's that, boy?
What about that gold mine?
Yeah.
Don't you have a map of it?
A map of the gold mine?
Yeah.
There you are, boy, right there.
Oh, well, this is no claim.
What's this a map of?
Well, that's the balcony of the Golden Gate Theater.
I was prospecting there last night.
Look, honey.
You dig me, honey?
Yeah.
Yeah, all right, baby.
Look, I want you to tell me something.
What's that?
Don't you have a map of it?
Where the gold was discovered?
Oh, sure, I have one.
It's sold to my underwear.
Oh, good, good.
Comes back from the laundry Thursday.
Oh, listen, now, come on.
Be a good fellow, will ya?
Draw us a map of where the gold mine is.
Yeah, Nuggets.
Nuggets, tell us where your gold is.
You know, you don't have to be afraid of me.
I don't, huh?
No, I wouldn't take advantage of you.
You wouldn't, huh?
No.
Well, the deal is off.
I want to tell you that.
Even if I wanted to tell you,
I don't have anything to draw with, my boy.
Oh, here, here, there you are.
What can I use to draw on?
Here, right here, right here, right there.
Oh, you're kidding.
No.
Right there?
Right there, sure.
Well, what are you waiting for?
I haven't felt this way since I was locked
in a candy store when I was a kid.
Oh, come here.
Look.
What?
Now, you made your big gold strike up north.
Yeah.
Now, look.
Right there, that's Sacramento.
It is, really?
Yeah.
Boy, it sure changed since I left.
That's Sacramento, huh?
Yeah, now, show us.
Where'd you go from there?
Well, from Sacramento, I kind of went up here, you see?
Yeah.
Whoop, and then I...
Then I went up here like this, you see?
Yeah.
Now, this is all farmland through here.
I don't know who planted it, but it really came up nice.
Then we went on up there, and then we came over here
towards the Rockies.
Yeah.
Then, oh, I love this ridge route, don't you?
Yeah.
Then we came right over in through here, you see?
Right in through there.
Well, what are you stopping for?
Well, I've never been this far west of Petaluma before.
Petaluma, you grab me, boy?
Then I heard there was gold down here,
so I came down here, and there it is right there.
Thank you for your assistance.
I hope it was all right.
All right.
Oh, honey, if the maps in school were like that,
I'd still be there, that's all I want to tell you.
I want to tell you that.
You've been really wonderful, honey.
Anybody want to erase the blackboard after school?
Yeah.
Oh!
Well, now, listen.
What's that?
Now, as long as we know where to go,
mind that makes us partners.
Partners, huh?
Yeah, I don't need no partner.
I get along all by myself.
Draw up the papers, boy, draw up the papers.
Okay, now, partner.
Yes, sir.
Now, you don't tell anybody else where it is.
I'm putting a bandaid over my little lips right now.
This is very important.
Yes.
Now, you didn't tell anyone else
where this gold was discovered, did you?
Of course not, baby.
I just told you because you're so beautiful.
Besides, I came here direct from the gold mine.
I didn't have time to tell anybody.
I want to tell you that.
I got it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I did make a few stops on the way.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes.
I'm going to turn off the light
because they could get him right this time.
God, you're a nuisance.
Girls, come to me and see this whole world.
Nice guy right there.
Remember, don't mess on the table.
It's always ready and they love it. Instead of the same old cereal bowls,
I use small ovenware dishes like these. Two biscuits fit very neatly as you can see.
I pop them in the oven, toast them to bring out the delicious wheat flavor, and then this is my favorite recipe.
Put a pat of butter on the biscuits,
sprinkle with cinnamon sugar,
and pour on warm milk.
But first, and this is a must, insist on Kellogg's when buying shredded wheat.
I know you'll find that Kellogg's is the best tasting shredded wheat there is. And don't forget,
only Kellogg's gives you three extra servings in each box.
Of course, Kellogg's shredded wheat is delicious and ready to serve right from the box.
For variety, try this Kellogg's casserole, won't you?
I just wanted to tell you we had another number with Maddie King here, the wonderful dancer, but we don't have any time.
Just want to say good night and thank you very much on behalf of everybody. Thank you. Bye.
Snowcrop, frozen orange juice,
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